Top Ten phrases to let you know you are losing your mind...

... or that you are just a flustered parent

10. Honey, we don't wash windows with mayonaise.

9. No, officer, I'm sorry for causing a panic, she fell asleep under her toys in the closet. Again. Yes, I did check there. Twice even. Have you seen her closet?

8. Let's not rinse our hands/wash our toys in the dog water dish, ok?

7. It looks great, Baby, but ketchup and mustard are not make up, ok?

6. Yes, they look beautiful, but teddy bears don't need hair cuts.

5. You DO look just like the sprinkler when you do that!

4. Who put my left shoe in the pots and pans?

3. It may seem similar, Darling, but the cat litter box is NOT a sandbox!

2. Yes, those Dora stickers do WONDERS for our entertainment center!

1. Who drank my coffee... Oh God!